Holiday Retrieval & Storage Solo-Corporation Shirt | Funny Christmas Unisex T-Shirt
Every family has one.
The guy who gets sent into the attic each December to retrieve six mystery bins labeled “XMAS,” three strings of lights that definitely worked last year, and one box nobody has opened since 2004.
Nothing is where it should be. The ladder is questionable. Something is falling. He is fine.
He is absolutely fine.
The H.R. & S. Solo-Corporation shirt is for the unofficial head of Holiday Retrieval & Storage... the dad who handles the annual attic operation while maintaining a level of Christmas cheer that fools precisely no one.
Designed like a worn 1970s company shirt, complete with a retro worker doing his best under less-than-ideal seasonal conditions.
For dads, grandpas, husbands, (and of course moms, grandmas, and wives!), attic climbers, garage excavators, and anyone who knows that “getting the Christmas stuff down” is always an entire afternoon.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Midweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
- Yarn diameter: 20 singles
- Relaxed fit
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
- Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
- Single-needle left chest pocket with double-needle hem
- 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
- Signature twill label that matches the color of the garment
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Left At The Exit
- Email: contact@support.leftattheexit.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Holiday Retrieval & Storage Solo-Corporation Shirt | Funny Christmas Unisex T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26 1/2
|
18.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
|
L
|
29.25
|
22
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
31 1/2
|
26
|
